A Son Who Terrorizes His Mother = not fun

Justin received a lovely gift from his cousins, Connor and Holden, for his birthday. He LOVES this gift. It is a box of practical jokes. The joke has been on me. I'm not enjoying it nearly as much as he is. The main terror (and is so because he's onto me that it completely freaks me out) is his "trick gum". He offers you a piece and when you pull out the gum, a metal snap attacks your finger. I did it once, knowing the joke, but it hurt a lot and now I am afraid. Except, now he chases me around threatening to snap me in the arm, leg, butt, whatever body part he thinks he can access. I now live in fear when he is awake and in the house. I'll be sending Connor and Holden a special thank you note all my own!!! :-)